10 Cons living with a woman

  I continue minuses living with a woman:

1. She may not know such a thing as a "private space". His explained somewhere in year 3. As a result, it is, in my opinion, decided that I'm just an asshole, but she will love me and so
2. Dirt / chaos. You see all these princesses on the street? At home, they turn into a horror. Her belongings are lying everywhere. Clothing. Everywhere. Any and anywhere. Because she's a slut and fuck her, no one does not see. Cosmetics / hvetika in the bathroom? Just lie mountain. I sometimes in the morning I can not dig up the shaver / comb / lenses, because everything just fucking littered with some of its kremikami, hairpins and other fucked.
3. Laziness. Get used to the fact that she is lazy and will not voluntarily fucking do. I have this terminal case, because "My pants and shirt should not iron nobody but me" (students will say that I have a heel). I have a few things I unassuming in terms of cleanliness in the house, I do not eat in the evenings. As a result, she does not fucking house. And consider it normal. Recently, a scandal and forced to remove all the fucking that she spread around the apartment - went offended me a week but cleaned.
4. Big child. Be prepared for the fact that it would be stupid. Not until you have met, it was a nice little smart girl. But when you move out, it may well be that it is absolutely not able to take any decision harder, "which rolls order". And sometimes rolls will not be able to choose. Make decisions and think - not for her. It's too complicated and not strain. Think about their actions - not for her. you will have to explain to her what is good and what is bad. What can and what can not.
5. The lack of interest. Lovely girl, with which you were pleased to communicate on dates, will be commonplace social log. Remember when she told you that went to the courses? She went there 2 times and scored. She will not be some kind of hobby / interest, it will not do anything. Hence, it will have a lot of free time and she will try to tighten it in their free time for you. If she does not, then read the next paragraph.
6. Fucking brains. The first example - from the previous point. It did not happen. You impose an amazing phrase, "You give me little attention." As to the questions she appreciates? How little? How many do you need? How much should be to make it a lot? What is measured? will mumble in response, and did not say anything intelligible, but to fuck the brains of these will be at every opportunity
7. Too much. You should understand that every morning you will see the same person. And every evening. And every night. A girl with whom you are pleased to have met 3 times a week and you want to see more often, will be in front of your eyes constantly, until you're home. You start to get used to it and WOW-effect will start to disappear.
8. Total bytovuha. Just one word. Bytovuhi. Your girl will be totally unable to any domestic issues. A light bulb burned out? She does not succeed (although it would seem, that the complex). It will be your hint. Do not speak in plain text "change a light bulb," and hinting. It is not even able to buy the bulb, because they do not understand, and, as I wrote above, to make decisions difficult. She will not even know what to do and how to live on their own - everything will be on you, until she learns, if you learn.
9. Shopping trips. You can safely increase the duration and costs by 2 times. Grocery store it? Clothing store? Fuck. You will walk between the lines and see. Do you remember how you chose a shampoo at the supermarket, "Oh, this guy narisovaan, then it is a male. And it can be as a shower gel to use"? Forget. You will tell, it is wrong, it is harmful in general. All will be chosen, will be read labels. As a result, see above point about private decision - either you choose it shampoo or she still takes random. With clothing stores the same. You went to buy you a shirt? Be prepared that it will find itself there platishko / blouse. Be prepared for the fact that at no time in that it will not see. I have, it was easier - at some point, the girl explained that her taste in clothes - shit. And behind her belongings, we started to walk on the principle of "She's standing in a queue in the fitting room, I was at that time I run for 5 minutes, the store, choose the necessary things + that I just loved it. She tries on. Buy something that has come"
10. Her friends. Now you are together and you have to communicate with her friends. Sometimes directly, sometimes through what they have been brainwashed your girlfriend. Her friend can come at 11 pm and sit down with your girlfriend in the bedroom to play console to 2 am. And you 6 to work up. And your girl student / not working. Try to hint that all was too late and it's time to honor to know - I get mozgoeblyu the next day. And her friend jumped married and already had two and it will crawl on the brain this information. And your girl will have to crawl to you. And girlfriend will crawl to you.